Colin Garcia

Shake off those heebie-jeebies; nothing here can harm you. After all, when have human casualties been linked to a locale that’s certified by the U.S. National Register of Historic Places? Exactly. If you can think of a more soothing place for this experience you can have my homemade Derby-Pie® from Lynn’s Paradise Café… Exactly. You smell fried chicken? Say, isn’t Colonel Sanders buried around here? Anyway, so where do we lay down the blanket? The duck pond is too distracting, you say? Look, this place has 296+ acres to choose from; certainly there’s a spot we both can agree on. What’s that, somewhere shady? There are 500 species of trees and scrubs, so take your pick. This massive oak looks perfect. Who ever said good times and cemeteries couldn’t go together has obviously never been to Cave Hill Cemetery.